lol thread
+14
WhiteAngel
uigyi
Kirbyface
Jason
-RR-
John
Nesta
Ovyda
Ryan
MvRaM
Bato
Suri
Sporadic
Kisser
18 posters
Page 11 of 20
Page 11 of 20 • 1 ... 7 ... 10, 11, 12 ... 15 ... 20
Re: lol thread
Kirbyface wrote:WhiteAngel wrote:
real?
idk lol, just saw it somewhere
WhiteAngel- Contributer
- Posts : 1676
Points : 7245
Join date : 2009-12-24
Birthday : 1993-03-03
Age : 31
Gender :
Location : The Netherlands
Re: lol thread
Sporadic wrote:Yeah, we pwn in swimming. maybe if we let Cubans into the Olympics it would be different.
What are you talking about... Cubans are allowed in the Olympics..
Oh and something I found really sad, this Cuban athlete didn't get any medals or a good place, so he went into the streets of London to sell cigars, there's a video on it and all.
Kisser- Contributer
- Posts : 5849
Points : 11781
Join date : 2010-02-13
Birthday : 1996-01-30
Age : 28
Gender :
Location : United States
Re: lol thread
Oh, missed it. Just not in a funny mood yet.
Kisser- Contributer
- Posts : 5849
Points : 11781
Join date : 2010-02-13
Birthday : 1996-01-30
Age : 28
Gender :
Location : United States
Re: lol thread
lol i read something about some burgling a store and first releasing an ostrich there or something o_o
Ryan- Contributer
- Posts : 4240
Points : 9605
Join date : 2009-12-07
Birthday : 1994-09-15
Age : 29
Gender :
Location : Holland
Re: lol thread
JOKE TIME!
BTW yes I'm in a better mood.
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow waslying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?
In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the man awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself. When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you." The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river. The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in. And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row." The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?" The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?"
Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"
BTW yes I'm in a better mood.
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow waslying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?
In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the man awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself. When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you." The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river. The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in. And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row." The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?" The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?"
Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"
Kisser- Contributer
- Posts : 5849
Points : 11781
Join date : 2010-02-13
Birthday : 1996-01-30
Age : 28
Gender :
Location : United States
Re: lol thread
rofl
Bato- Contributer
- Posts : 12724
Points : 18702
Join date : 2009-12-07
Birthday : 1991-02-03
Age : 33
Gender :
Location : Hollaaanddd
WhiteAngel- Contributer
- Posts : 1676
Points : 7245
Join date : 2009-12-24
Birthday : 1993-03-03
Age : 31
Gender :
Location : The Netherlands
Re: lol thread
lol ima remember that one for the future
Bato- Contributer
- Posts : 12724
Points : 18702
Join date : 2009-12-07
Birthday : 1991-02-03
Age : 33
Gender :
Location : Hollaaanddd
Re: lol thread
Bato wrote:lol ima remember that one for the future
LOL
WhiteAngel- Contributer
- Posts : 1676
Points : 7245
Join date : 2009-12-24
Birthday : 1993-03-03
Age : 31
Gender :
Location : The Netherlands
Re: lol thread
Lol such a boss.
MvRaM- Contributer
- Posts : 8494
Points : 15486
Join date : 2009-12-07
Birthday : 1989-12-21
Age : 34
Gender :
Location : United States
WhiteAngel- Contributer
- Posts : 1676
Points : 7245
Join date : 2009-12-24
Birthday : 1993-03-03
Age : 31
Gender :
Location : The Netherlands
Re: lol thread
BURN IT BURN IT! BURN IT !!! BURN IT TO ASHES RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER DO IT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Kisser- Contributer
- Posts : 5849
Points : 11781
Join date : 2010-02-13
Birthday : 1996-01-30
Age : 28
Gender :
Location : United States
Re: lol thread
Sporadic wrote:tl:dr
this lol
Ryan- Contributer
- Posts : 4240
Points : 9605
Join date : 2009-12-07
Birthday : 1994-09-15
Age : 29
Gender :
Location : Holland
WhiteAngel- Contributer
- Posts : 1676
Points : 7245
Join date : 2009-12-24
Birthday : 1993-03-03
Age : 31
Gender :
Location : The Netherlands
Re: lol thread
^lol. I like the one of him searching Ramos ball more though
Bato- Contributer
- Posts : 12724
Points : 18702
Join date : 2009-12-07
Birthday : 1991-02-03
Age : 33
Gender :
Location : Hollaaanddd
Re: lol thread
Bato wrote:^lol. I like the one of him searching Ramos ball more though
WhiteAngel- Contributer
- Posts : 1676
Points : 7245
Join date : 2009-12-24
Birthday : 1993-03-03
Age : 31
Gender :
Location : The Netherlands
Re: lol thread
yes that one :DDDD
Bato- Contributer
- Posts : 12724
Points : 18702
Join date : 2009-12-07
Birthday : 1991-02-03
Age : 33
Gender :
Location : Hollaaanddd
Re: lol thread
Bato wrote:yes that one :DDDD
WhiteAngel- Contributer
- Posts : 1676
Points : 7245
Join date : 2009-12-24
Birthday : 1993-03-03
Age : 31
Gender :
Location : The Netherlands
Re: lol thread
HAHAHAAH awesome It just never gets lame xD
Bato- Contributer
- Posts : 12724
Points : 18702
Join date : 2009-12-07
Birthday : 1991-02-03
Age : 33
Gender :
Location : Hollaaanddd
Re: lol thread
Bato wrote:HAHAHAAH awesome It just never gets lame xD
^ THAT
WhiteAngel- Contributer
- Posts : 1676
Points : 7245
Join date : 2009-12-24
Birthday : 1993-03-03
Age : 31
Gender :
Location : The Netherlands
Re: lol thread
lol'd
Bato- Contributer
- Posts : 12724
Points : 18702
Join date : 2009-12-07
Birthday : 1991-02-03
Age : 33
Gender :
Location : Hollaaanddd
Re: lol thread
O.o I kind of understand what they said in that video. O.o
MvRaM- Contributer
- Posts : 8494
Points : 15486
Join date : 2009-12-07
Birthday : 1989-12-21
Age : 34
Gender :
Location : United States
Page 11 of 20 • 1 ... 7 ... 10, 11, 12 ... 15 ... 20
Page 11 of 20
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|