Chuck Norris Jokes

There are so many Chuck Norris jokes out there. Post all you know in here, I'll start:
"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."

And one more:
"When Chuck Norris enters a room he doesn't turn on the light, he turns off the dark."

And another one lol:
"God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please"

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

^^I made a thread about that

did u

Useless!