KISSER i know you want to be this guy

I know kisser whats to be this guy, except for the part about being arrested.


Japanese man sneaks into female public bath



This kind of seems like the typical fare in weird Japanese news, but the best part? It took the bath customers quite a while to tell that there was a man in their midst. On Sunday, 49-year-old Yoshio Okawara, a security guard from Yokohama.

So how did a burly old security guard manage to slip past all the ladies? Okawara entered the bathhouse at around 3:30 p.m. wearing a coat and skirt along with long hair, causing the receptionist not to notice him. In fact, Okawara got changed in the women's changing rooms and even made his way into a bath with several women before any complaints were raised.

People must have thought he was one ugly woman, or maybe he was really fat and it covered up all the ...ahem...more noticeable features. Once a complaint was made by one of his fellow bathers, a male attendant restrained Okawara until police arrived.

I'm not sure whether I'm disgusted or impressed that Okawara made it that far without being noticed.

What are you talking about dude, that IS me...
But now you've revealed my secret identity, dang it.

LOl

been there done dat