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Post by TheDemonHunter Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:18 am

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, he thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Post by Sporadic Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:01 am

lol that joke made me sad
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Post by Suri Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:06 am

hahaaha i lol'd
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Post by Bato Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:01 am

LOOOOOL nice one haha
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Post by WhiteAngel Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:46 pm

LOL
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Post by Kisser Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:04 am

LOL thats hilarious
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Post by Hercules Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:19 pm

xD nice one.
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Post by Kisser Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:07 pm

heres one I know
ok so a woman walks into a sex shop and asks the salesmen where the vibrators are, he points to one of the walls where she goes and sees a big red one, "how much for this one" she asked, and the man said "its not for sale, it's a fire extinguisher"

lol and another one I think it's super funny
k so lil johnny was in class and his teacher asked him, "if there were 5 birds in a fence and you shot one how many would there be?" and he said "none, the others would fly away" and then the teacher said "wrong, but I like the way
ure thinking"
so johnny asked the teacher "if there were 3 women eating ice cream cones which one would be married, the one bitting the ice cream, the one licking the ice cram, or the one sucking the ice cream, to which the teacher nervously replied, "i guess the one sucking the ice cream...." and johnny said, "wrong, the one with the wedding ring in her finger, but I like the way ure thinking" XD

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Post by John Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:43 pm

Lmfao at both jokes x)
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Post by Suri Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:21 pm

hajhahahahah Pro
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Post by Ryan Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:27 pm

lol
poor guy
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Post by Azn_Dude99 Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:18 pm

LOOOL that was nice
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Post by TheDemonHunter Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:54 pm

xD kisser nice one
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Post by Adam Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:31 am

demon's joke made me lol

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Post by MvRaM Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:55 am

lol kisser.
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